NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoIsrael formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirkwww.theverge.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down15file-text
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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·14 hours agoI think this means we’re at the stage where he’s decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he’s not doing. List complete.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agohysterical pregnancy? is that even a crime? what kind of list is this
minus-squareprimrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 hours agoShoplifting. Feeding the homeless. Sleeping in his car. The ones cool people do.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoHe does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding “to dogs” at the end.
minus-squaretheUwUhugger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoOh come on! He did nit eat my nut either! Wait… WHERE IS MY NUT???
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoEww, clean after yourself when you nut
I think this means we’re at the stage where he’s decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he’s not doing.
List complete.
hysterical pregnancy? is that even a crime? what kind of list is this
Shoplifting. Feeding the homeless. Sleeping in his car.
The ones cool people do.
He does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding “to dogs” at the end.
Oh come on! He did nit eat my nut either!
Wait… WHERE IS MY NUT???
Damn you Bibi!
Eww, clean after yourself when you nut