• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    7 days ago

    Pete Hegseth leaves no wounded soldiers behind.

    No no not like that he doesn’t give a shit about soldiers soldiers, I mean he always finishes all the beers left out at the end of the party.

    • Kallestar@lemmy.ml
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      6 days ago

      I heard he also smokes all the cigarette butts left in the ashtrays down to the filters. Honestly sounds like a reasonable post-party cleaning service if you don’t mind nurturing him back to health after his bender.