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minus-squarehard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up106·3 days agoSo basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!
minus-squareAjen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoVery high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoYou have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”
minus-squarelemmyng@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoAdd some pontoons and call it a day.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoadds them to the bottom, flips immediately
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago“Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.
So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!
Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.
Requirements: Build a boat.
You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”
Add some pontoons and call it a day.
adds them to the bottom, flips immediately
Move the call.
Add bigger pontoons.
“Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!
I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.