Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml · 2 months agoFor the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”news.kraftheinzcompany.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up138arrow-down1external-linkFor the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”news.kraftheinzcompany.comMicrotonal_Banana@lemmy.zip to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml · 2 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoThat’s amazingly tone deaf. “We know none of you can afford houses anymore, but look on the bright side— super cheap coffee dust!”
minus-squaredecended_being@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoThe smart (and still slimy) move would have been to rebrand as Maxwell Home.
minus-squareAllYourSmurf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoComplete with a shady “lease” to sign as a promotion.
minus-squarelimer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 months agoMaybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms. The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon
That’s amazingly tone deaf.
“We know none of you can afford houses anymore, but look on the bright side— super cheap coffee dust!”
The smart (and still slimy) move would have been to rebrand as Maxwell Home.
Complete with a shady “lease” to sign as a promotion.
Maybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms.
The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon
Maxwell AirBnB.