return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down116
arrow-up1198arrow-down1external-linkMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareiamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoSo if I start drinking this swill, instead of fancy lattes, I’ll be able to afford everything, right?
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-222 days agoShut up and eat your protein bricks and get back to work. You’re not being not paid to ponder things.
minus-squareiamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 days agoWill I be able to afford a house before I turn 70?
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoIf you accrue enough PeasantPoints™ you can cash them in for up an hour each week of House Premium, a virtual home-like experience delivered streaming directly to your government-supplied headset, delight in the following virtual experiences: Dry floors and a roof! Windows with view of tree! Dog! Chair-like fixtures! No ants!
So if I start drinking this swill, instead of fancy lattes, I’ll be able to afford everything, right?
Shut up and eat your protein bricks and get back to work. You’re not being not paid to ponder things.
Will I be able to afford a house before I turn 70?
If you accrue enough PeasantPoints™ you can cash them in for up an hour each week of House Premium, a virtual home-like experience delivered streaming directly to your government-supplied headset, delight in the following virtual experiences: