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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Me every time I read the news

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Me every time I read the news

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    er, what’s the alternative?

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      I’ll tell you when you’re 100 years old.

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        (X) Doubt

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          Ok, if I don’t I’ll give you a Euro.

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            23 hours ago

            Only if I get to collect interest.

            One-tenth percent daily compound, starting now.

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