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cm0002@lemmings.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago

Welcome to our cyberpunk future

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Welcome to our cyberpunk future

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago
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    Man, they can make a chatbot that makes people fall in love with it and drive them insane, but they can’t even make ONE really good blowjob machine? SMH.

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      they’re trying the wrong model. you need to use a leech’s mouth

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      Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?

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      Fuck, I’d settle for a printer that just did its job

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        And I’d settle for winning the lottery but that ain’t happening either

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        tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer

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          clamps shut on dick

          Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

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          Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.

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      Subscribing for future updates.

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