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yaroto98@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"

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Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"

yaroto98@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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    20 hours ago

    I was visiting a friend who I had a crush on some many years ago and late at night she came into the guest room I was sleeping in, slid under my blanket, took my hand and placed it on her naked chest. I though “boob! 😃” and went back to sleep.

    It took me years to understand she wanted to tell me something.

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      10 hours ago

      I mean you still touched a boob which is nice

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        7 hours ago

        Yes, but maybe it could have developed into a several times boob touching relationship, which would have been a multitude nicer.

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          5 hours ago

          Hmm, yes. I think we’ve covered all the facts here XD

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      18 hours ago

      Oh my that’s a good one!

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        18 hours ago

        This was in the early 2000s and I still cringe today 😑

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