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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Twitch star Asmongold shocked fans by revealing he only changed his pillowcase twice in his entire life and was “evolving” by not showering.
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    Yeah that tracks.

    All you need to know about Asmongold is there’s a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.

    He gagged when he drank it.

    Then he “watered it down” with soda.

    Actually, that’s not all you need to know.

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      Pretty sure that was a bit. Not even close to the most significant issue with him

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        Had to have been a bit, wtf. Nobody should believe a grown human hasn’t tasted water before in their life. That’s ridiculous.

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      Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

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        Should taste like corpo fascism, the reznicks are deeply deeply terrible people.

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          Didn’t know their names till now, but I am not surprised since their fiji water consistently has the highest amount of fecal contamination of any bottled water. They also have FDA recalls, and enough microplastics to get a lawsuit…

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            They’re also pom wonderful, cuties, and wonderful pistachios. L if you get into the California water bank situation it gets a bit dystopian.

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              They have the massive almond farms right? I think that’s what I read earlier.

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                Yeah they grow tons of crops with huge water demands and that’s a major major factor in the California water shortage.

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                  Sure would be nice if the government would get off their asses and resolve that.

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                    Iirc they were being sued for it but I dunno how it is that shook out yet.

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