- Too much butter and sugar look perfect - I swear my Mom must’ve made a combination of too much sugar and too much baking soda because I feel like a combination of the two is unlocking memories from afar that I long have forgotten and I can remember the taste. 
 
- Man I hate adding too much penis… Always can’t dtop in time for it to be good 
- What does not enough penis look like? - hands you a mirror 
 
- Time to make the donuts 
- The important thing to remember is that if you add too much of everything, it all cancels out and is just right. 
- So it’s more like warm cookie dough than it is warm apple pie? That movie lied to me! 
- Literally every time I get too much penis with my glazed chocolate chip cookies. 
- Pro tip: You can use your unusually small penis to make perfectly round holes in cookies, as long as they don’t contain any chocolate chips! 







