GreenPlasticSushiGrass

It’s the Sunshine Laws!
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And the lunatics.
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Mostly the lunatics.

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Bro put the punchline in the title.

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Let’s not forget liquor!

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

We might not have enough helium for medical equipment, much less a fleet of airships. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/helium-shortage-doctors-are-worried-running-element-threaten-mris-rcna52978

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

Dumbass is on TV making things worse right now, LOL!

But Daredevil could still “see” her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he’s into gorgons.

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

Flashbacks of grad school!

You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.