Maduro broke into my house and ate all my peanut butter and then had sex with my dog and made me watch while forcing me to listen to bad 80s pop music and then he set my house on fire and peed on me trust me the American Institute for Lynching Black People told me and they’re a fair and balanced centrist source funded by the CIA and the Mormon Church and led by Hitler’s cousin’s brother’s grand nephew who owns a billionaire dollar oil company but that’s all just a coincidence I promise they have independent editors from the Ku Klux Klan.