NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前M&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1155arrow-down15
arrow-up1150arrow-down1external-linkM&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’www.theguardian.comNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前message-square53fedilink
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 天前That’s why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 天前I accidentally did this recently. What I simply said was for her “not to have expectations”. What I meant was that I didn’t want to have sex on our first night together. She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前Like a field mouse in a snowstorm
That’s why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.
I accidentally did this recently.
What I simply said was for her “not to have expectations”. What I meant was that I didn’t want to have sex on our first night together.
She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.
Like a field mouse in a snowstorm