cm0002@lemy.lol to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 2 days agoJury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agentwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoUnfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoSeems more of a “thump”, since it didn’t come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn’t even need a 5 second rule.
Did anyone ask the sandwich how it felt?
Unfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.
Seems more of a “thump”, since it didn’t come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn’t even need a 5 second rule.