Oh shit, I’m on the wrong distro
i went with mint to compensate for the lack of showering
Clever
LMDE:

Can confirm - LMDE is made for lesbians.
For lesbians, by lesbians, with lesbians.
Windows:

“You’re wearing socks aren’t you!?” -Microsoft
plan 9:

QubesOS so I have all at the same time
slackware

tell me it still ships with
ddate
Also.
What if my favourite are Gentoo’s but I don’t want to spend years of my life waiting for my OS to compile from source?
Overnight chronjobs?
Buy a faster CPU.
😭
I was using Gentoo over two decades ago, compiling on an Athlon XP (not sure which model). Single core, well less than 2GHz.
If it was manageable back then, surely it’s no big deal by now with a modern multi-core CPU – even a low-end one, let alone something like a $300 16-core Ryzen 5950X.
As someone who is firmly in the greybeard mould, I ain’t shaving my legs for this.
that’s half the point of thigh highs, you don’t have to shave lol
Opaque ones.
Have you ever seen light-colored stockings (esp. white) on hairy legs? There’s no accounting for taste, but IMO it’s not a good look… at all.
I have. Yeah aesthetically it’s not the best
thats not true, i have pink ones but i use arch
I’m cool with little bow ties up top. That’s a pretty good look for my 6’6 275lbs. very hairy body. I would feel so pretty in them!
…And what would Tails be?
damnit, ordered the wrong color socks AGAIN. Wish the arch wiki would have this documented.
Arch comes without socks by default. It’s up to you which ones you
installbuy.I used
archinstallarchsockbuysudo pacman -S archsocks
Watch out to not accidentally make a typo and change a vowel. Otherwise pacman will be upset and sabotage your install.
Unwashed ass = Omarchy
Omarchy is any of those with the strong aroma of hairy unwashed balls.
Ah, I know what you mean. That taste is truly unique.
All hot distros it seems. I should take a careful look at gentoo based on this.
I’m sorry, but the pink&white striped ones are canonically Arch.

















