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sturger@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

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FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

sturger@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    If pay to see this!

    Great work, op

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      If they merge, you WILL be paying, alright…

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