Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-210 hours agoNice weather we're havingmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down16
arrow-up1840arrow-down1imageNice weather we're havingmedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-210 hours agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down1·9 hours agoif a woman used this line on my my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·6 hours ago*puts on ski mask* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoI’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 hours agoANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
minus-squarenylo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours ago*pumpiserlou starts playing*
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoi met a dog last week that showed me how to die
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 hours ago*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
if a woman used this line on my my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*