Oh nooooooo is my being broke hurting the poor economy??

i know that you think that your device “still works fine” and the new device is too expensive, but think about the poor billionaire entrepreneurs that need to sell their overvalued gizmos to lobby the government for deregulation, have you thought about them? stop being selfish!

While it may seem to be a smart money move, it can result in a costly productivity and innovation lag for the economy.

Lmaoooo

“I know you want to make things last and have a habitable planet to live on rather than destroying it in the name of short-term profit gains, but… have you thought about the economy?!? DID YOU CONSULT THE ECONOMY BEFORE YOU CONSIDERED TRYING TO LIVE SUSTAINABLY.”

The fat cats are mad we aren’t spending hundreds on new phones every few months

Think about the economy!

Economy bad —> less consumption —> economy bad —> less consumption —> economy bad…

“But at what cost!?”