I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Having a dog that speaks Cantonese would be a great way to get a girlfriend that speaks both English and Cantonese, and make a shit ton of money as the dog talks to people, and the girlfriend translates.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      How do you know she isn’t mistranslating your messages to the dog to make it think she’s on its side? You’ve got an awful lot of trust…

      • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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        2 days ago

        Who cares, if the money flows in? Even if both dog and and girlfriend are lying about the words, the audience will eat it up and pay for the extra entertainment!