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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves

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‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves and passed out in the bathroom.

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