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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Be unpredictably punny

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Be unpredictably punny

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    Few is three or more. You have a couple twix up your sleeve.

    • hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      How do you know there’s not more in there??

  • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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    Oh, dear God… I have to send this to my husband! It’s totally his style!

    Thanks!

    • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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      What was your husband’s reaction/reply to it? =)

      • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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        Rolled his eyes and groaned. Oyyy.

        LOL!

  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    This is flirting in my book. Don’t buy me dinner, pop some Twix out from under your sleeve and Hot Damn!

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