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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes

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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes

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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes | Fortune
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Zuckerberg's had many clashes with neighbors over real-estate projects.
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    A real man does not need a compound or a palace. And a castle will never make up for that face.

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      His face looks like that one piece of chicken at the potluck that everyone rejects.

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        Maybe that’s why he’s trying to build a life underground.

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          That’s where he came from, that’s the life he knows best.

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            lol just wants a place for his fellow lizard-people to live in comfort.

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