Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down14
arrow-up1414arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·23 hours ago“The average squatter has no melee experience,” But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoHm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·12 hours agowhat about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 hours agoAnd people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 hours agoAt a distance! This would be close quarter
minus-squareokmko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·15 hours agoHere me out, longbow is still melee range.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoNo argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-215 hours agoIt actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC Also mages can freeze you and shit
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 hours agoIf the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
“The average squatter has no melee experience,”
But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
Fentanyl is a debuff.
And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
At a distance! This would be close quarter
Here me out, longbow is still melee range.
No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC
Also mages can freeze you and shit
If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.