They look burnt, not eaten
I didn’t want to eat the toilet seats until you told me I couldn’t! Now I’m hungry!
The Derwent Vallye Mayor can kiss me right on my mouth after I’ve eaten as many toilet seats as I fucking want.
If they don’t want me eating toilets seats they shouldn’t have made them edible
Those don’t look like bite marks to me, but some kind of damage in the vague shape of bite marks. While I cannot attest to the average bite strength of the locals under various conditions, I’m reasonably confident they probably can’t bite off portions pot toilet seats as the article suggests.
Obviously, I could be quite wrong.
They said nothing about toilet sandwiches
They can’t tell me what to do! I’ll eat any toilet seat that I want to eat!
Do the different colors have different flavors? Are the white seats coconut? Is green apple or lime?
