A man and his sons used archaic tools to build a mega structure seaworthy vessel much larger than any structure modern humans are capable of building, then put two of every animal (and millions of seeds) onboard, as well as enough food to feed all the animals for 1 year 10 days, and none of the animals died or killed each other and there was plenty of leftover room for newborn animals and the seeds were all fine despite not being stored using modern techniques and then after 1 year 10 days the animals just went on their way and the man and his sons traversed the entire planet planting all the seeds, which were totally still fine, in their appropriate climates and everything was fine and everything worked out.
It happened. For reals. Not believing so will force my invisible friend to damn you to an eternity of being burned alive. Sorry.
You missed out the bit, that the Bible deems important enough to mention, where, after doing all this, one of the sons fucks the dad when the dad was comatose drunk.
A man and his sons used archaic tools to build a mega structure seaworthy vessel much larger than any structure modern humans are capable of building, then put two of every animal (and millions of seeds) onboard, as well as enough food to feed all the animals for 1 year 10 days, and none of the animals died or killed each other and there was plenty of leftover room for newborn animals and the seeds were all fine despite not being stored using modern techniques and then after 1 year 10 days the animals just went on their way and the man and his sons traversed the entire planet planting all the seeds, which were totally still fine, in their appropriate climates and everything was fine and everything worked out.
It happened. For reals. Not believing so will force my invisible friend to damn you to an eternity of being burned alive. Sorry.
You missed out the bit, that the Bible deems important enough to mention, where, after doing all this, one of the sons fucks the dad when the dad was comatose drunk.
Your thinking about Lot and his daughters (I think)
https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_sin_of_lot’s_daughters.htm
Not to be confused with Noah who was 600 years old when the flood happened, and 950 years old when he died.
https://biblehub.com/q/what_was_noah’s_age_at_death.htm
Nope. Wrong.