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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Hes very sophisticated

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Hes very sophisticated

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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    They’re called alligator wrenches for a reason.

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I named mine Allen

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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    @[email protected] this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

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      Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

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        I’m sorry, I can’t pay the bill… Maybe we can find some… other form of payment?

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          Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

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    who needs all these fancy tools when you’ve got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried

  • LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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    It will take a while

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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      He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

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      But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later…

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    the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we’ll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

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      Whatifalthist is that you?

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        christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

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          @DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

          @Exusia @InternetCitizen2

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      I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

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    Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

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    Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.

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    Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)

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