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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前

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      Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.

      Through very little effort, you’ve leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.

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        Through very little effort

        I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

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          Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort

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          Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There’s always bread.

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            Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.

            • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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              Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.

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            Meal prep

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              Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so… no.

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              I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

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      You doing okay bud?

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        He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?

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      Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.

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        Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.

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        You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ

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        You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

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          Know what’s even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.

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            Simply not eating until you expire.

            Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.

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              Congrats, now u can afford a house!

              Wait, no…

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            Death is actually very expensive, it’s just not the dead person that foots the bill.

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              Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost

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