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    The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.

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      Imperative stonager works there too. You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

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        You’ve just never seen him because he hasen’t accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

        And counting!

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      I like the functional parts of C♯, though.

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        Love that you put a real musical sharp and not that ugly #

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          What‽ It was not C-hash?

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        This. I’ve been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is… pretty nice. switch expressions, too.

        This is coming from a dude formerly from the “OOP Boilerplater” camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.

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          LINQ is… pretty nice.

          Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!

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            “Wanna see me turn a dozen lines of imperative code into a single expression?”

            “Wanna see me do it again?”

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      I think I’m a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅

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