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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Be careful with the intrusive thoughts

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Be careful with the intrusive thoughts

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    Honey, you remember that friend of yours who always talked about melting horses? Apparently, he’s some sort of billionaire now and I’m leaving you for him.

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      SugardaddyHorseMelters.com

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        Disappointment when clicking that

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          famousguythatdiedgettingrailedbyahorse.gov

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            I’m offering personal one-on-one counseling for anyone who felt the need to click this link. We can work through this together.

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              I’m not clicking, but I bet this is the reference:
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case?wprov=sfla1

              I was living nearby at the time and it was big news. People are messed up.

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            .gov

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