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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Butts moving in the dark

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    We also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.

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      They had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.

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        An even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.

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          “…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”

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            The girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!

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              Hot damn, why is that so accurate?

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      Weird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?

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        And the electric fence!

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      Fair enough. It’s always preplanned for us. I prefer to be clean and ready.

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