I’ll give it a go…
Donald Paedo.

Shit, I’ll give it another go…
Donald Child Rapist.
Oh, FFS.

Ok, here goes a few quick fire attempts…
Donvict Drumpf…
Obese orange buffoon.
The tangerine toddler.
The ‘Phantom’ PantsShitter
Painted geriatric imbecile.
Dementia riddled wannabe dictator.
Jeffrey Epstein’s best mate
E Jean Carroll’s rapist.
President Daughter fucker.
Mr Failed reality TV star.
Worlds most bankrupt president.
Twice elected unregistered sex offender.
Putin’s stooge.
Mushy brained narcissistic 'man’baby.
That disgusting treasonous kiddie fiddler…

Sorry, I can’t spell it either.