Ok, but the thug needs to pee on the rug first. I envision it as a sort of rug-John-Wick short where the dude enlists Joey and Walter’s Vietnam surplus store arsenal to lay siege to Lebowski’s mansion. Joey dies in the battle, of course…
The more I think about it, instead of the credits, it should first be a bunch of slow mo views of Dude getting popped with the “oooo whatchya say” song à la O.C.
In Florida, the Big Lebowski could have been a much shorter film…
Ver is de money, Lebowski?
gunshots
roll credits
Ok, but the thug needs to pee on the rug first. I envision it as a sort of rug-John-Wick short where the dude enlists Joey and Walter’s Vietnam surplus store arsenal to lay siege to Lebowski’s mansion. Joey dies in the battle, of course…
The more I think about it, instead of the credits, it should first be a bunch of slow mo views of Dude getting popped with the “oooo whatchya say” song à la O.C.