• Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Every single maga Twitter selfie-guy-in-truck looks like an absolute piece of shit loser so kinda gotta say this is objectively false.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      19 hours ago

      You’re not wrong, but, they’d look worse without them. Lol “objectively” after a completely subjective statement about a subjective topic is pretty funny though.

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    There’s definitely exceptions

    Gotta say those flippy top ones only look cool if you can pull off a full 80s beach holiday look with it. Those light reactive ones kinda end up giving history teacher vibes rather than cool vibes any time I’ve seen them. Oakley’s when not on a ski slope (and even then tbh) kinda makes the wearer look like an out of touch boomer.

    I’m not a big fan of those super thin 90s styles coming back in, but some people can definitely pull them off, I think face shape comes into play a lot more with them

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    1 day ago

    I set out to find some counter-examples, but couldn’t really find any. So here’s my Q…

    Why is OP’s assertion true? What is it about having ‘void eyes’ that routinely triggers other peoples’ ‘cool flag?’

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      I’ve always thought it was more about the fact that they hide our eyes generally. We mostly do stupid shit with our eyes that make us less cool, sunglasses take away one avenue we’d just use to embarrass ourselves.

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    1 day ago

    A cult leader in NZ who goes by the name Apostle Brian Tamaki looks like a drunk hiding a black eye when wearing his signature tough guy sunglasses.

    He’s not cool, and even less so with sunnies.

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    1 day ago

    I don’t lol

    I can’t find a single pair that I don’t look absolutely ridiculous in. But then again people have said I look like Peewee Herman so I look ridiculous no matter what is on my stupid face lol

  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    Some assholes used to call me blind in highschool because I wore Transitions 😑