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Up yours, Woke Moralists
Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.

The prophets and rabbis of the West. 😭
Every time I read “He was a communist, Elmo.” I can help but just laugh, it’s just hilarious.
Yeah, MLK Jr was pretty clear about his position when he said that communism and Christianity are fundamentally incompatible. He was a socialist, which is a different thing. But let’s pretend that he said socialist instead of communist… Wouldn’t that make you kinda curious to know the details of what socialism is then? Because everybody says that King was a great man and helped achieve racial equality, so his ideology must not be as evil as everybody says, right?
So if you’re young and maybe not super aware of politics and civics and everything, and you see this tweet in response to a general “Happy MLK Jr Day” tweet from Elmo, you’re gonna have questions and your Google results are gonna lead you to answers that reveal what a fucking clown show the John Birch society is.
It’s petty, it’s factually inaccurate, and if chases young people to your opposition’s ideology. Plus picking on a literal Muppet is the kind of thing a lazy writer would write to show how villainous a character is. What a disaster of a tweet, and I’m thrilled to see it.
The whole beef is hilarious ngl and i don’t even know the context.
Hearing it in Nick Mullen’s voice doing an impression of Gordon
Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.
Don’t misrepresent the situation, Elmo is a muppet not a puppet!
Isn’t that hotly debated? Don’t come in here presenting your opinions as facts!
And losing, clearly
Elmo is mogging them without even trying. Look at those like/rt ratios
I would kill for elmo to reply with “ratio”
On the other hand, this makes perfect sense if they’re actually man-children.
Fragile fucks have to talk shit to an actual puppet spreading positivity because their ideology is such dog shit it can’t be hyped.

Why talk about yourself like that?
I mean it’s completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.
GAAYNFD? What is NFD?
Newfoundland
National firefighters distillery
He was a communist, Elmo. (positive)
- “All the real communists are dead. They died fighting for communism – are you dead?” His voice turns into a hiss: “No. You’re an inert lumpen with a gun.”
The two incel gurus reach such a higher plane of patheticness that they make the last one look out of place.
It’s the opposite of achieving nirvana. Instead of being at one with everything, it’s being at odds with everything.
This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can’t even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.
The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question
They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.
I know atleast the Jordan Peterson ones are real but can’t confirm the rest
based elmo

“Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”
I HATE YOU ELMO!
“Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”
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