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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

... why?

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... why?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    he gets tired sometimes ok

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      Wants to save money on food ok.

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        Isn’t gas more expensive?

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          In a lot of Flash canon, his metabolism is/was insane. That might have been before the Speedforce took root as the extradimensional power source.

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            my bro ain’t aging very gracefully

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          Lord no.

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            Maybe I’m behind the curve. I sold my car to scrap a while ago and haven’t been able to get another one.

            By the way off topic but it sucks so much to not have a car in America. I thought it was like that in general but I started watching NotJustBikes and holy fuck why can’t it be like that here.

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              What you need is price per calorie, Gas is way cheaper than food, per calorie.

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                Too bad we can’t eat gas…

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                  It’s a liquid you’d have to drink it

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                    Can’t metabolize its calories either way.

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