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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-22 days agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squaremoopet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoGodspeed! You sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoPeople bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.