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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

... why?

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... why?

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.

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      Sweet Ass-Ride

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        Sweet, ass ride

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          Sweet, Ass! Ride.

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            Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.

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      They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.

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        People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.

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        The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.

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          Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.

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      He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.

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