return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoOdds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of eventswww.uniladtech.comexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down14
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minus-squareE_coli42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·4 days agoNothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
minus-squaremiddlemanSI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoThey will produce “evidence” he is a terrorist because he loves all people, including Hamas
Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
They will produce “evidence” he is a terrorist because he loves all people, including Hamas