WASHINGTON, D.C. - America’s top legal minds have reported utter bafflement at the news that former prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested by U.K. police due to his connections with Jeffrey Epstein, in the same week that South Korea’s ex-president Yoon Suk Yeol was jailed for life after masterminding an insurrection.
It could have been worse. This dude was his ancestor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I_of_England Andrew is getting off easy.
It’s never too late to sever his head from his body.