Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth jokingly said any surge in takeout deliveries to the Pentagon — a phenomenon that has accurately predicted the start of major geopolitical events — could be him ordering pizza “just to throw everybody off.”
Asked about the “Pentagon Pizza Report,” an account on X that tracks activity at local pizza joints near the U.S. military hub, Hegseth said he was aware of the account.
“I’ve thought of just ordering lots of pizza on random nights just to throw everybody off,” he said Sunday on Fox News. “Some Friday night when you see a bunch of Dominos orders, it might just be me on an app, throwing the whole system off so we keep everybody off balance. We look at every indicator.”
Someone tell him about th gay bar index so he starts going there randomly too
Dude no… dont send republicans to ruin the vibe.
Tbf, they’re not sending anyone to where they haven’t been before. 🤷♂️
doubt
The Grindr server crashed on two separate Republican conventions and I’ve been seeing closeted republican men on Craigslist trolling for cock since the beginning of time. Do you need more evidence?
Do you think the same people have anonymous hook ups are publicly attending gay bars?
Tell me you’ve never been to a bar without telling me.
Yes, and they will let you know. “I’m a Republican and I’m gay curious”.
Pete Kegsbreath