slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1244arrow-down1external-linkKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoI’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-212 hours agoI think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agothat’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7. no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
that’s just how Japanese are. they’re so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.
no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.