• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      “Hey, you know my mate Steve, the one just released from prison for bank robbery? Well he just asked to borrow my gun, my balaclava, and was carrying a bag that said ‘SWAG’ on it…I wonder what he’s doing entering that bank? Haaa, it’s probably nothing.”