• LOLseas@lemmy.zip
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    19 hours ago

    Oh, there’s a- Monkey in my pocket! And he’s stealing all my change! His stare is blank and glassy I suspect he’s deraaaaaanged!

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      12 hours ago

      Finding this in the wild made my week.

      “You just don’t know when to quit, do you?!”

      “Apparently neither did your barber.”