Learn how to read, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Thanks. I hate it.

God is a jester on meth and these are his ideas of jokes.

On a hot and dry September day, she recalled a swarm of flies bombarding her face. About a week later, she had facial pain and then developed a cough over the next two to three weeks. Those were her only symptoms until October 15, when she sneezed and reported that “worms” came out of her nose. They were, in fact, late-stage sheep bot fly larvae.

My day was better before I saw this.

Nope.

Oh HELL NO.

The aristocrats! 👐

No thank you.

Oh

I see you, too, enjoy a good Beth Mole article.