• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    But you gotta then remember the codes, you pick them up and shake them near your ear and say what it is.

    Best part is you’ll learn what your common canned foods sound like so even when they try to trick you by pulling off a can you don’t know you’ll still nail it. Never miss an opportunity to make your kids think your magic or something.

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      11 hours ago

      I wore the exact same shirt, shorts and shoes for 7 years in a row to our family reunion so when we took the group picture I always looked identical. I also stood on the very end each time. I did this while she was 1-7 so that one day she will look at them, notice it, and ask why. At which point she will discover her dad is a time traveler.

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        8 hours ago

        Top tier Dad trolling. I’m looking forward to my stepson thinking I’m some kind of secret agent because he only sees me a few times a year and will be inundated with stories of adventure and intrigue.