Gregg Phillips, a conservative activist who spread voter fraud conspiracies, was appointed to lead the federal government's storm disaster response

Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    8 hours ago

    It was tequila that caused another mysterious event. I was on a binge and this attractive woman took me back to her place. Then the blackout. The very next morning, she still had a pretty face but had gained 40 pounds overnight. Inexplicable.