Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down111
arrow-up1250arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up133·2 days ago“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·2 days ago“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days ago💀
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited? sorry. sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·2 days agoI slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·2 days agoAt 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
This is way more accurate
“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
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I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
sorry.
sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
I slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
At 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup