Ever wondered who you’d be in a world of swords, magic, and
bugsmonsters? The quiz says I’m a warrior, what about you guys? And remember: you can’t go alone 'cuz, “You must gather your party before venturing forth!”
If you’re interested in playing corporation-based, slightly occult, TTRPG, there is Corp Borg that fits the bill.
https://heltung-storytelling.itch.io/corp-borg
Corp Borg is an award-nominated (NDU, The Indie Groundbreakers), rules-light, office-crawl OSR tabletop RPG. While inspired heavily by MÖRK BORG aesthetics and gameplay, it’s a standalone game - all you need to play is this book.
The world of Corp Borg is bleak, bloody, and brutal, exactly like corporations are. They rule the world of Corp Borg, as they do in real life, but are a bit more obvious about summoning demons, making blood sacrifices, and performing occult rituals.
Barbarian.
I’m gonna keep smashing the keyboard and getting mad until my code works or I lie dead on the ground.

Slightly annoyed and hungry me:
Warrior.
Realize I am slightly annoyed and hungry, take care of that, take quiz again:
Mage.
It took a little work to translate the questions to what I actually do, in not a coder, but apparently I’m a mage.
Bard.
Everyone just accepts I ought to be here because I say the right things and do the right dance.
Whatever specific class I am, my play style is definitely “glass cannon”.
NPC, I give quests to others
Rogue, steal other’s shit and claim it’s mine.
NPC.
Oh. I have do the quiz?
It gave me “Multiclass”.
There’s a joke about inheritance in there somewhere. And the fact that no-one will want whatever I leave behind.
Can I choose NPC now?
Anxious Barbarian. 🫣
Magician, too deep down the theory most of the time.
I code solo as a hobby, but I still tried to answer the best I could knowing myself and got warrior, I do like mages more in games, but I can totally see myself be a warrior.
Got Multiclass hero (Barbarian, Mage)
I already can’t answer the first question. I’ve automated opening all of these as soon as I log in.
Yes, the energy drink, too.







