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“How about instead of words, we fill books with numbers?”

Heck, at some point I was seeing torrent clients advertising features that let you block connections to people who weren’t uploading and only downloading.

Reality check is only negative for the person needing one in the sense that they might be upset that their view of reality is wrong.

Safer for pedestrians

“It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate.”

Februwuary.

Guess I’ll have to dust off my old dedicated PhysX card from the mid 2000’s. Shit… I think that thing is AGP not even PCIE 🤔

Republican’ts.

Ah fuck. I figured it would take them 6 years to start invading Poland, not within the first 2 months.

Bullshit. I only know about how awesome Buster Keaton is because of memes. Memes are how I even came to know about the Great Dictator. Before that, I thought Chaplain was only in silent movies.

I said the great dictator. Trump is far from great. :P

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sean Connery being seen is the giveaway. Pretty sure that was the only one he was in.

Charlie Chaplain was dead long before I was born but yet I’ve still seen The Great Dictator.

They’re gonna suddenly be too light to use as a paper weight? 🤨

Serious question: How can a programming language be more or less secure than another? I am just a hobbiest, not a professional, so I am genuinely curious.

My dad who is a software engineer can’t even answer my question. But then he’s old and I’ve only seen this argument coming from the young bloods.

That means eventually everything tastes great when smothered in butter. 🤤

Surely it must be. Nothing really important except for the biblical events was going on back then! /s

Isn’t there a physical description of Jesus in the Bible that says his skin is the color of bronze and his hair was wooly like a sheep? 🤔

If you’re trying to justify your drinking to me after I said “Oh, I don’t drink” I’m really gonna think you’re an alcoholic because I said nothing to warrant you needing to justify yourself. I just don’t like drinking myself.

Almost every single time I have made a comment about how I do not like alcohol, I get a few replies from people trying to justify their consumption to me, as if I said I hate people who drink.

If we do that, there’s a chance that, like Napoleon, he comes back.

I heard that he wrote that song after visiting an underground mall in Japan. How gnarly was that mall, that it made Jamaroquai write a song about technology being fucked up?