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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前Okay, but here’s my question: When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Okay, but here’s my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.