FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down2·3 days agowhat, you do not enjoy the Witch’s Kiss
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agowait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
minus-squareQuicky@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoThere’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoIs Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoThanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-23 days agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
what, you do not enjoy the Witch’s Kiss
Poseidon’s kiss, surely
wait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
There’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
Is Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.🤮
🤮 indeed
BLEUGH I hate that